No doubt about it, women have it WAY tougher than men, in pretty much every aspect of life. Men can kind of just fly by the seat of their pants, and it’s seen as acceptable. Let’s face it guys, we’re gross, disgusting, unevolved creatures.
Comedian Lane Moore took to Twitter to perfectly encapsulate what it means to be a woman in 2019.
This is the tweet that started it all.
every woman I know: works out, meditates, starting a business, in therapy, 12 step skincare routine, mastered contouring and winged eyeliner, reading self-help books.
every guy I know: used to use a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash, but uses separate body wash now.
— Lane Moore "You Will Find Your People"📚 (@hellolanemoore) May 2, 2019
Other ladies hopped on the trend immediately and offered up their own takes.
every woman i know: is “gallant” from highlights for children magazine
every man i know: is “goofus” from highlights for children magazine
— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) May 2, 2019
https://twitter.com/iluvbutts247/status/1124051664086937600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1124051664086937600&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2Fwomans-viral-tweet-sums-up-the-nightmare-of-being-a-woman-and-inspires-a-new-meme%2F
every woman i know: lexapro, klonopin, wellbutrin, gabapentin, ambien, ativan, lithium, zoloft, vyvanse
every man i know: ketamine, kratom, natural wine, viagra, percs
— for (@percoset) May 3, 2019
https://twitter.com/shujaxhaider/status/1124020543982841857?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1124020543982841857&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2Fwomans-viral-tweet-sums-up-the-nightmare-of-being-a-woman-and-inspires-a-new-meme%2F
every woman I know: does yoga, flawless skin, multiple PhDs, churns her own butter, flies covert missions to airdrop chocolate and vaccines to orphans in the Sudan
every man I know: is three dogs in a trench coat
— Kat Rosenfield (@katrosenfield) May 2, 2019
Every woman I know: beautiful, pure of heart, fantastic singing voice
Every man I know: lives in the basement, plays nonstop organ music, wears a mask and drops chandeliers on innocent bystanders when his protégée isn’t allowed to perform in the opera's starring role
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 3, 2019
And, this being Twitter, of course there were some trolls. And this is how Moore responded to them.
https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/1124074833497722881?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1124074833497722881&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2Fwomans-viral-tweet-sums-up-the-nightmare-of-being-a-woman-and-inspires-a-new-meme%2F
Do you have your own take on this viral meme? If so, share it below!
